Super Easy Two Ingredient Biscuits

Have just made a batch of Two Ingredient Biscuits (that’s biscuits in the American sense). So quick, so easy that it’s almost ludicrous. I used a 2in biscuit round and made 8 biscuits.


You can make these is practically the same time it will take to read two fabulous foodie posts. Care to try it? Continue reading “Super Easy Two Ingredient Biscuits”

Tarting Up Weekend Leftovers

I may or may not have mentioned that @dungeekin (taking cues from Heston Blumenthal) made triple cooked chips the other night. If I did not mention it, it’s quite likely because I was far too busy stuffing my face with the amazing meal in which the chunky chips featured. Behold!

Anyway, it was delicious but that’s not why I mention it today. I mention it today because it led to another discussion about using leftovers. Continue reading “Tarting Up Weekend Leftovers”

Delicious Distractions

Contrary to circumstantial evidence, I really AM working on Part 2 of Looking at Leftovers: Bread. The thing is that I got distracted – by food and cooking, as it happens so I am giving myself a pass. For now.

frenchtoastThis is not to say that bread and what to do with leftovers has gone completely by the wayside. As I suggested in Part 1, a really excellent option for leftover bread is French toast (or eggy bread, if that’s what you prefer to call it). Something not unlike breakfast at TransAtlantic Towers this AM.

But long before that came the distraction First – I was distracted by a follow up trip to Bakergirl (which I went on about at some length). Second, I was overcome by a coffee cake idea I had try out despite being home ill from work Tuesday. Coffee cake, as regular readers will know, is kind of a thing with me and I’ve been trying to figure out a simpler, straightforward way to rustle some up without all the faff.

Faff, in my world, is special ingredients and things that get in the way of the coffee flavour. Nuts may be common in coffee cake but not in mine. It’s not that I want something intensely coffee-ish. I don’t. I want a distinct coffee undertone. But I don’t want it competing with anything else.

And I don’t want to think about it too much. Like I said – no faff.

Here’s what happened. I was home ill, as said but in the afternoon I was feeling a bit more myself (extra sleep and a few ibuprofen do wonders) and I wanted a bit of cake. I was not feeling well enough to go to the store however and I only had two eggs. So I decided I would weigh the eggs and make a simple Victoria sponge based on the weight of the eggs. After all, a Victoria sponge (that’s pound cake, my fellow Americans – a butter cake is a butter cake is a butter cake) is all pantry staples in this house so no shopping needed.

So there I was, weighing and measuring with the oven already pre-heating when suddenly I thought, “Wait a minute – if I swap the caster sugar out for dark brown and add some espresso powder – that ought to do SOMETHING coffee cakish!”

And so I did. What could it hurt, I thought. This was a sort of “use up what I had cake anyway and I wasn’t planning on serving it to guests. And so that’s just what I did.

  • Pre-heated the oven to 180 °C / 350 °F
  • Weighed the two large eggs. Measured the same weight of self-raising flour, dark brown sugar and room temp, softened unsalted butter.
  • Mixed the flour, sugar and butter together until thoroughly combined and fluffier than before.
  • Added the eggs, mixed some more – keeping at it until smooth.
  • Added a dash of vanilla (don’t ask – I didn’t measure. But a good sized dash
  • Added a tablespoon on espresso powder (powder, not granules)
  • Mixed until thoroughly incorporated.
  • Bake for 40-45 minutes depending on your oven.

I rotated it half way though but that’s because I know my oven’s hot spot. You may want to. You may not want to. Know your oven, this is what I have learned. For a full recipe (using 3 or 4 eggs) I would have used a 2lb loaf  tin but this was a partial recipe thanks to a lack of shopping so I used a 1lb tin and it came about halfway up. Your results will vary depending on how much batter you end up with.

And do you know what I ended up with? An awesome, light, coffee infused sponge.

I was thrilled. So much so that instead of finishing up the bread post, I am going to tackle the coffee cake again – but this time, turning it into mini-loaves and muffins.

Fingers crossed, people.

Lemon Vodka Twist Cake

It was a quiet weekend – well, a quiet weekend as long as you weren’t driving at Silverstone , riding in the Tour de France or playing on Centre Court. As I was doing none of these things, I was having a quiet weekend and on quiet weekends, I often take the opportunity to bake and I knew what I wanted to tackle this weekend.

cakecool_blogYou see, earlier this week a friend from work brought a recipe to my attention – a recipe for Gin and Tonic cake. over on Pudding Lane, a British cooking blog. Gin and Tonic? A drink cake? I was not unfamiliar with the booze soaked cake concept. Remind me to tell you about effect of rum soaked pound cake on people from my past. It’s terribly amusing. But that’s for another time. I pondered the cake. I read the recipe. I decided that this was something I was going to try. After all, my in-laws and a good many of my acquaintances are all about a good gin and tonic. To here them discuss it, it sounds the most refreshing drink in the history of drink. So, it sounded like a great idea for summer cake. It was a classic pound cake from a proportion point of view and I’m all about pound cakes as many of you know.

So Gin and Tonic cake was my intention. Until Saturday. When I started to think, “well, but I don’t drink gin and tonic. Why couldn’t I swap in the making of one of my drinks?” And then it occurred to me, the lemon-infused vodka!

You see, several weeks back, we’d taken some half decent vodka, popped a mess-o-lemon rinds and a bit of bruised lemon grass into the bottle and left it to infused. We tasted it. DAMN it was smooth. It eventually took on SO much flavor from the lemon rinds that you could easily have just popped an ice cube into it and enjoyed it with no mixer at all. What about a twist on the drink in cake form?A Lemon Vodka Twist!

And so I did. Continue reading “Lemon Vodka Twist Cake”

Musings on Transatlantic Kitchen …

When I decided that I was going to marry Deb, my prospective father-in-law took me to one side, handed me a bourbon* and shared with me his rules for a long and happy marriage. Chief among these rules was Rule Three, which was, “if in doubt, say ‘yes dear'”.

Good advice and, as we approach our first Second Anniversary (long story, don’t ask), so far highly successful.

So when Deb insisted, on pain of pain, that I actually start writing about the Transatlantic Kitchen, I figured it was best to apply Rule Three, say ‘yes dear’ and make a start on explaining about my kitchen, my food, and the pleasure it brings.

The Transatlantic Kitchen is my ‘happy place,’ a refuge. It’s where I get away from long working hours and nights away from home. It’s a place where all that matters is concentrating on what I’m doing, where the stresses melt away and are replaced by the zing of citrus on the tongue and the scent of garlic in the air. The Transatlantic Kitchen was one of the biggest reasons we bought Transatlantic Towers; it’s big enough to be a social space, is well laid-out and has plenty of working room for an experimental cook to spend many happy hours fiddling with his dishes and massaging his meat.


garlic features heavily at Transatlantic Kitchen

Facebook followers will know that Transatlantic Kitchen is open mostly at weekends, when I’ll spend whole days prepping, marinating and experimenting to fill the fridge and freezer for the coming week**, as well as providing the meals for the whole family (Deb, Sprog and I) during the weekend itself. And I adore it. It’s a passion bordering on obsession – not to primp and fuss and produce esoteric artworks that wouldn’t be out of place at ‘El Bulli’, but to make good food from all over the world, strong on flavour and taste while working on a reasonably low budget and minimising waste. Oh, and taking ENDLESS photographs of what I make, to make me smile when I can’t be at home at the stove.

Eating is pleasure. Making something to eat should be too. For me at least, slaving over a hot stove feels more like freedom than servitude.

So I shall follow orders, and write about Transatlantic Kitchen. I’ll try and detail the recipes that come out of the Kitchen regularly (harder than it sounds, as I cook by touch and instinct and tend to forget to write anything down). I’ll try and describe what I’ve learned from almost twenty years of faffing about with food, what works for my pantry and, most of all, how much sheer joy there is in just messing about with food. I’ll also try to cover what works for us with pre-preparation (and no, I don’t plan meals a week ahead) and hopefully Deb can cover the science and research bit. I’m no good at that bit – I just never grew out of playing with my food.

I’ve promised Deb that I’ll post weekly, and I hope that reading about the food that comes out of Transatlantic Kitchen is as much of a sensory pleasure as making it can be.

*Several bourbons, actually. Large ones. I’ll spare you the details – those who know the gentleman know what I mean.

**Or month. As of today, there are 19 fully pre-prepared dishes sitting in the freezer.

Customising a Cupcake

As I had Transatlantic Kitchen to myself for a couple of days, I decided to make cupcakes. I had exactly the cupcake I wanted in mind – a basic vanilla or yellow cake base with coffee buttercream icing. What I didn’t want was a very sweet cake because icing is – by definition – very sweet and I wanted balance for that. So I was aiming for something moist, airy and cake-y but not cloying. Therefore I studied many recipes. Not just cupcake recipes but pound cake recipes, cornbread recipes, golden layer cake recipes, etc.

After much consideration, I went with Mary Berry’s Vanilla cupcakes ever so slightly influenced (re flour, using all purpose instead of self-raising and slightly more butter) by Mark Bittman’s Golden Layer cake recipe (on page 724 of How to Cook Everything).

We begin.

Cupcakes in progress – not as evenly distributed as they might be – but that’s OK. Decided to get some cardio in and skip the stand mixer. Did all the creaming and mixing the old fashioned way. With a wooden spoon. Therefore, these have now been dubbed vintage cupcakes.


Now cooling while I

make the coffee buttercream icing. Rather proud of the way they came out. Yes, some are taller than others but as I said, I went into this phase knowing I’d distributed less than evenly. The point is – they have cooked thoroughly and relatively evenly (rotating halfway through to balance the hot spot helped).


Results: Taste/texture are good. Quite airy and on the ‘not so sweet side’, which was deliberate since the icing is quite sweet and I wanted to balance it. So it’s on the line between yellow cake and corn bread. Texture definitely more a corn bread. That might not thrill everyone but I’m pleased. I am not as thrilled with the frosting this time around. I think I made the fatal mistake of not waiting until butter was properly at room temp. Luckily, I made only a small batch for two “tester” cupcakes as I intend to store the rest sans icing (otherwise they get a bit mushy).

Will pick up more icing sugar tomorrow for icing once dungeekin is back and can share some. Next batch of icing will be better, more like yesterday.


Weekend Kitchen Report: Jan 4-5

This weekend from the kitchen at Transatlantic Kitchen we started with bacon sandwiches – because it’s what we do on weekends and because we need the energy. We’re gonna be busy.


  • Things went slightly Ukrainian with @dungeekin giving vereniki (sp? varenyky?) a go. Based on various filling options, sounds like a dumplingi-zed kugel. Recipe calls for FAR too many so we’ll have to do something with the left over dough (essentially a pierogi dough) and filling (we’re doing cheese and onion). They tasted very good and I think with a bit of practice and adjustment to cooking time and method, the dumpling part will get even better. It was a bit – I don’t know, overworked perhaps.
  • Ragu in the slow cooker for dinner later in the week. Because prepping in advance means full on meal is only 20 minutes or so away even if both of us get home late. This is why there is also a chicken curry being advance prepped for dinner later in the week.
  • On the snacky/week day lunch front: Roasted chicken pieces for munching and lunching during the week. And I had a suddenly crushing need for a Summer time treat to brighten ONGOING DREARY weather. So ice cream sandwiches – Ben & Jerry’s Karamel Sutra Ice Cream squished between oatmeal raisin cookies. F*ck off rain. I’m ignoring you.



  • Breakfast experiment – donut holes dusted with icing sugar and cinnamon (because we had to use the left over dough from yesterday’s experiment for SOMETHING so why not another experiment. Delicious and we’ll do it again
  • Advance prep for later in the week continues with beef in red wine, currently in the oven cooking very slowly … it will have dumplings eventually.
  • We had to take a significant break from the kitchen to repair the back garden gate. We’d come home Friday to discover that the wind had finally smashed it one too many times against the frame and half of it was on the ground. You know – all this endless rain and cloudy and cold, the distinct lack of sun or heat of any kind means the gate (every single board) was warped beyond belief. But it’s back (ish) for now and we went back to the kitchen.
  • Sunday lunch: flash – cooked steak sandwiches.
  • Sunday dinner: roast chicken (with any left over chicken getting added to the chicken curry started yesterday)
  • Cheesy potato cakes – to use up the cheese mix from yesterday’s experiment

Transatlantic Kitchen Weekend Report

Transatlantic Weekend Summary: Christmas food shop largely done & in freezer, salt beef brine underway, found both an excellent new(ish) pie pub & fab Oriental supermarket in town.

Christmas food shop: Turkey crown this year, not whole turkey. Ridiculous to do a whole turkey when there is SO much other food sitting there as well

Salt Beef: really requires it’s own post but in brief – this is one of @dungeekin’s family traditions, passed from his grandmother to his mother to him. Whatever else is on the menu for Christmas, this is always included. Even the prep for making it infuses the house with the smells of the season. The process is – well, ever evolving is the best way to put it. As @dungeekin explains elsewhere:

“It’s an Indian recipe that my grandmother brought over in 1950. Trouble is she’d never actually made it herself so it was done from her memory and evolved over the years – first her, then my mother, and now me.

Over time in the pursuit of tenderness, it’s gone from a month of brining in a saltpetre mix (hand-studded with lemon and cloves) to two weeks in the spiced salt/sugar solution. I don’t think it’s ever been the same twice. This time I’m trying a more intense brine, marinating for just ten days and long cooking at just 60C in a spiced liquor to maximize moisture.

New Food Finds: We had several hours to kill while the Transatlantic Towers Transport Vehicle was being serviced – so we wandered about, looking at window treatments (because now that Transatlantic Towers is being painted, the current curtains are a bit shabby). But one cannot live by curtains alone so we also poked through the Oriental supermarkets (making a plan for a return visit with the car because we intend to make substantial purchases of spices and other dry food stuffs) and going out to lunch.

For lunch, we decided we would try a new place – new to us and relatively new in a general sense – Puddingface. It’s menu is pie past – of the ‘chicken pot’ or ‘steak and kidney’ variety. We’d walked past it a couple of times while walking around the town centre and once again, we paused to discuss whether to try it this time around or next time when suddenly a woman walking by said “They have the BEST pies. Be hungry because there’s a lot of it – but they are the best.”

Well, that decided it for us. We’d read some good things but how often do you get a spontaneous review just standing around on the street? If the food is good enough to inspire that sort of word of mouth, it’s got to be worth trying. Boy are we glad we did.

The place has been done up very nicely – colorful and spacious (so many places these days cram tables in fat too tightly). The menu isn’t VAST but has something bound to please no matter what you’re in the mood for pie-wise. The service was prompt and pleasant. The food delicious and plentiful – the pies are a very good size and they certainly don’t stint on portion size for the veg and chips either. After a lunch that size, we were fairly sure we wouldn’t be needing dinner and we were right.

All at what I consider to be an excellent price for a meal of that quality and size. Will definitely go back again. And as we went in about 1:15 or so, we were stuffed to the gills that evening (even with all that walking) and skipped dinner.

And that’s all I have to report at the moment. Today is a more “at home” day – a bit of cooking (there’s a sea bream in the fridge) and maybe some planning and discussion of culinary gardening and kitchen space. If anything notable or especially tasty occurs, I’ll let you know. 🙂

Solo Sunday at Transatlantic Kitchen

I was flying solo this weekend at Transatlantic Kitchen – @dungeekin was busy bringing order to chaos at work – so I decided to crank up the show tunes and break out the maple syrup for a Sondheim Sunday brunch a la my days in New York City. The results were delicious.


That, in case you were wondering, are three of the fluffiest pancakes you could ever wish to have topped by maple syrup and a giant dollop of crushed blueberries in hand-whipped cream. Also, in keeping with my cooking philosophy or “why not try it and see how it goes” – I added a dollop of honey to the pancake batter.

Goodness me! Why did I not do that before? All these years I could have been having pancakes delicately infused with honey!  I shall never again make pancakes without doing this. So good.

I was so pleased with that small culinary triumph that I decided to continue when it came to dinner. I had a package of bone-in chicken thighs and I wanted to roast them – a couple of dinner and the rest as lunch and snacks for the week. The thing is – chicken is chicken is chicken and it all comes down to what you DO with the chicken. Luckily, chicken thighs can take a lot of improvisation. And so I did. I created a oil and spice wet rub (another toss it all together and see what happens – based on garlic, paprika, onion, salt, pepper and a few other things) and let it sit for a couple of hours. Then I mixed up a quick mustard, honey, sweet chili glaze to brush on top before cooking.


And I have to say, I was pretty pleased with the results here too.