Happy Peanut Butter Cookie Day, all. I’d be more excited about it if I didn’t loathe peanut butter so much. But cookies? Cookies rock!

Still, the day is what the day – and we here at Fabulous Foodie are not all anti-peanut butter. In fact, some here hold such strong views on the topic that they called National Peanut Butter Day their “favorite food holiday of the year” and called for “parades with beige banners, complete with majorettes tossing their batons whilst smiling through clenched jaws because their teeth are stuck together with the ol’ pb, and Peter Pan scarfing contests.”

So, as you can see – he feels passionately enough about the stuff for both of us.